Frontline Dispatch From The War On Christmas

The latest from the War On Christmas:

Anti-Christmas forces suffered a major setback this week when the annual celebration of the birth of Christian icon Jesus Christ took place as scheduled on Monday. The loosely organized band of pointy headed liberals and Godless atheists vowed to redouble their efforts to undermine the fundamental values on which the United States was founded during the coming year. Leaders of the sinister cabal plan to meet in secret to discuss their strategy for 2007 early in the new year, just as soon as they've recovered from their New Year's spree of sin and debauchery, which actually began sometime last week.