Clones: Them's Good Eatin'

At first, I wasn't sure what I was going to write today, as nothing really noteworthy seemed to have happened in the world of Pop Culture, or as I call it, the world. But fortunately, I bought a newspaper and found, right on the front page, a story that I could make a dumb joke about.

So the Food and Drug Administration has said that meat or dairy products from cloned animals is safe to eat. Okay. But doesn't that now pose an ethical dilemma for cannibals: Is it morally wrong to eat a clone of yourself?