(STRAY THOUGHTS) TOPIC: Rhymin'

One of my favorite things about the English language is that the word "pants" rhymes with "dance," thus making possible some hilarious couplets such as the motto by which The Mary Tyler Moore Show's Chuckles the Clown lived by: "A little song, a little dance; A little seltzer down your pants."

My favorite, though, is the opening of the theme song from Cartoon Network's IM Weasel:

"You don't need pants for a Victory Dance."

That is the art of poetry at its finest, my friends.