Thursday, April 06, 2006

A Call To Arms!

It's a plot. A vast conspiracy....

That's why Mandisa was booted off American Idol last night...It's all a desplicable ploy by my enemies--and you know as well as I do that they're out there; you've read their bile filled hateful comments attacking me for daring to speak my mind--designed to humiliate me and make me look bad. This vast legion of Ray-Haters targeted poor Mandisa because about two weeks ago I had predicted that she and Chris Daughtry would be the two Idol hopefuls left standing on finale night. Therefore, so that I could be proven wrong and my detractors would have something to gloat about, Mandisa, whose only crime catching my attention, had to go.
Chris is next on their hit list, of course. But this time they'll probably try a different tack, perhaps blackmailing him into withdrawing from the competition by threatening to reveal his hideously shameful secret life. My God, have these bastards no shame? Will they stop at nothing? Are there no depths of depravity to which they will not stoop in order to completely discredit me and destroy my reputation as a pop culture pundit and fearless teller of the Truths That Must Be Told?
Obviously not.
But neither will I stop in my quest to expose their evil plans to the world and put paid to their putrid perfidity. Nor will I give in to their efforts to intimate, humiliate and otherwise attempt to silence my voice, a voice of clarity and truth in a world going madder and madder with each passing day. I will fight the good fight and I will prevail for right and justice are on my side and I shall continue to shine their sacred light on the forces of darkness which are gathered against me.
Mandisa, you shall be avenged. This do I swear!


Jack Bertram said...

You go Ray! Keep fighting the good fight!

twominutetrek said...

Tee hee!
I thought Mandisa woulda (and shoulda) lasted longer, too. Now what's your theory on why Bucky is still in the game? Don't get me wrong, I like country music, but he's just not professional material at all. Mandisa, however--she's incredible. As is Chris (course Chris is hot too, and seems like a great husband and dad to his stepkids, so us gals are taken by that on top of his awesome vocals).