Thursday, February 01, 2007

The Quotable Simon Cowell: Season 6, Week 3

To Erica Scott, after yet another butchering of "Unchained Melody": "It was like neverending torture."
On Diana Walker's wardrobe:"The most extraordinary dress I've ever seen in my life."
Before Margaret Fowler's audition: "I've got no idea what this show is anymore."
After giving Brandy Patterson leave to try a second song on the carpet rather than on the hardwood: "Brandy, you are barking mad."
To Marianna Ricolo: "You sounded like Cher after she's been to the dentist."
On Marianna's mother, a former Gold Digger from the old Dean Martin Show: "Mom was foxy." (Simon, the 1970's, if they ever really happened, are long over, and nobody says "foxy" anymore.)
To Brandon Rogers: "You have a likability about you, which is something we share."
Best Quote of the Week from Someone Other Than Simon:
Chris Sligh on his reason for wanting to be on American Idol: "I really want to make David Hasselhoff cry."
While Chris was singing, Simon looked like he wanted to cry, but Paula and Randy sent him to Hollywood anyway.

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