And Now: The Really Important News

Y'know, Brittany Spears and the late Anna Nicole Smith have been so in the news recently that I'm beginning to get the details of the two stories confused. However, I think I've got it straight now:

If I'm understanding correctly, Anna Nicole is checking into rehab, while Brittany will be buried in the Bahamas and Kevin Federline gets custody of both women's kids.

Well, if that isn't the way things have worked out, it should be. Except for the part about K-Fed getting the kids. They'd probably be better off with that Columbus, Ohio couple recently convicted for locking their foster kids in cages.