That Explains A Lot!

So, I was listening to Wait! Wait! Don't Tell Me! on NPR this morning, and heard an item about how archeologists studying the Dead Sea Scrolls have discovered that, contrary to popular myth, the so-called "Number Of The Beast" is not 666, but actually 616. They also noted that this is the area code for Ann Arbor, Michigan.
This development, of course, only confirms what many fans of Ohio State football have believed all along.