What I Won't Be Doing This Weekend

Just outside the 'brary where I do my bloggin', is a sign advertising a Garage Sale on Saturday and promising "No Junk" Well, if that's the case, then I won't be going to that sale. Hell, the whole reason to go to garage sales is to buy junk.....I've picked up lots of cool junk at garage sales, including a K-Tel Record Selector that was one of my most prized possessions. I'd always wanted one of those things. Of course, I'd always wanted a Ronco Pocket Fisherman, too, and I don't even fish.