Wiggle Out

Here's a story that might upset Alison, my five year old niece and a big fan of this quartet of obnoxious Australians:

Wiggles' Lead Singer To Stop Performing

According to this article, Wiggle-in-Chief Greg Page suffers from a rare disorder that "...causes dizziness, fatigue and nausea."

Which, oddly enough, is what I experience when Alison insists that I watch her Wiggles DVDs with her.